This is going to be a 2 parter about the worst double dates (yes i went out with the girls twice) that i have been on.
Date 1: so me and a friend (who introduced himself to the girls) thought it was time to go on a date with them. I’ve never been on a date with decent girl before so i knew a movie and McDonlads wasnt going to cut it. So ask a girl for some restaurant ideas thinking “shes a girl she tell some place cool or classy”. WRONG. I get told to go to some place called Jackson’s Hole. I dont remember exactly which location we went to but this place was like a hole in the wall, the girls were way over dressed we were underdressed. I feel my friend just giving me that look, like i just fucked it up. so we go in eat some food (which was really good) and drink. But i drink one to many beers, where i start to curse and get a lil agitated(i must have been tipsy). After we eat we all walk around for about an hour thinking of something to do. no one was listening to any of my ideas since i already failed with the choice of resteraunt. Needless to say after an hour the girls wanted to go home. As soon as the girls saw a bus stop that would take them home they jumped on it, Unfortunately it wasnt running this late, they were still stuck with the drunken sailor. No these girls were deperate they decide taking a cab is better then walking for another minute . these were the closing comments i got that night from my friend. “Man i took all this time making a foundation and you came like a jackhammer and destryed it”. Little did he know i still had some charm left to make a second date!!!!
I am DOG the double date hunter!!
