How to tell you dated an underage girl.

When she compares you to her vibrating tickle me Elmo, that’s a very big sign. Yup this happened to me back in high school. i was standing on a lunch line with my then girlfriend who had a tickle me elmo with her.  So while on line she proceeds to keep making Elmo giggle and vibrate, so her friend turns arounds and says “you enjoying that vibration arent you” and she replies i dont need Elmo when i have Danny.

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