Memoirs of a Hispanic Geisha

Entries from July 2008

Happy Valentines Day!

July 31, 2008 · 2 Comments

Happy Valentines Day Anna!!!!! love, “Mickey”. (not really)

This was a prank we played on one of our GOOD friends. So me and my friend decided it was time for our friend “Mickey” to profess his love to a girl in our history class whether he knew it or not. So our school was littered with paper hearts all over the placefor valentines day. I take one down and have one of our female friend write a whole love letter. then we have another friend to deliver it during our history class. As the letter is delivered during class we start to crack up with “mickey” not knowing why. When she reads the letter, she shows it to all her friends and we hear an “Awww”. When she get the letter back she turns around to “mickey” and respectfully declines his offer and says that hes a great guy but she doesn’t think of him like that because they barely know each other. The look on his face was priceless.

Categories: Friends · Pranks

But i thought we were bros?

July 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Apparently not. back in highschool us “bros” were sitting around and someone got touchy (probably me) and said “i bet were gonna be best friends for while”. Then it came, someone from the group replied “i mean i consider you guys good friends but not best friends”. damn what a blow to the ego!! (and yes the guy proposing was the offender)

Categories: Friends

How to tell you dated an underage girl.

July 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

When she compares you to her vibrating tickle me Elmo, that’s a very big sign. Yup this happened to me back in high school. i was standing on a lunch line with my then girlfriend who had a tickle me elmo with her.  So while on line she proceeds to keep making Elmo giggle and vibrate, so her friend turns arounds and says “you enjoying that vibration arent you” and she replies i dont need Elmo when i have Danny.

Categories: Relationships

Introduction

July 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Just writing my intial post as an introduction. This is gonna be a blog about past funny memories that I lived. Wether some of you believe it or not I’m sure it’ll be funny or really pathetic, LOL. Sooo Ala cuisine!!!

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